The mind of Brenden

but when train come?

sir, all you have done throughout this entire court session is break dance in front of the judge. where is your lawyer. what are you even charged with

nastysanta:

ahhh *u*

one-millionpieces:

I’d say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished because either someone cuts me off or I stop talking because I realize that no one is listening

thegestianpoet:

if im gay and youre waluigi THEN WHOS DRIVING THE VAN

smegmaniac:

smegmaniac:

Hey judge, Send me to Jail and ill plant a Seed in the Jail. One day a Tree will Be in the Jail. What will you do then, Judge…

this post was 5 times funnier in my head

foreveralone-lyguy:

420 Blaziken faggot

serialthrillerinspiration:

Animation

Minimalist poster design for Titanic (1997)

Minimalist poster design for Titanic (1997)